Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Caught Red-Handed

Sir, can you please describe what happened to the red toy?

What red toy?

There is a red stuffed animal that usually resides in the crib, is that correct?

My crib?

Your crib.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Sir, I'm going to ask you directly. Did you throw the red toy out of the crib?

No I did not.

Please have a look at the tape, sir.

I'd like to speak to my lawyer.

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